mandag 9. desember 2013

Such a Funny Letter...

Ha ha ha. Da jeg sjekket en av de gamle hotmail-kontoene mine, dukket dette brevet opp. Jeg elsker å få slike brev fra "trengende" mennesker rundt omkring i verden. Klart jeg hjelper. Jeg kan jo få x-antall dollar på kontoen min.

I THINK NOT! Det skal mer til for å lure Moffeliten. Faktisk så har hun fremdeles noen av hjernecellene sine der de skal være og hun går ikke på den der, uansett. Jeg har fått brev fra mennesker som har fått kidnappet barn, hustru, ektemenn, naboer osv osv og trenger penger til løsesum.

Jeg har fått penger fra "milliardærer" som ikke får tak i pengene sine og jeg har fått penger fra enker som har problem med å få tak i arven etter ektemannen.

Jeg klarer ikke å la være å like disse, så blåste, brevene. Er det virkelig noen som går på dette lengre?
Gjør de det, fortjener de rett og slett å bli svindlet, etter min mening.

Jaja. Å få brev er nå koselig uansett...



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Sendt:8. desember 2013 13:23:36
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HELLO MY DEAR,

I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE.
Please I want you to patiently read this offer. I am mrs.Victoria *****, the wife to the deceased former Head of Delegation to the World Bank in West Africa. My husband was the linkman between the Organization for Petroleum Exporting Countries - OPEC and the petroleum sector in a West African country. He also attends OPEC meetings constantly in Geneva before his death caused by cardiac arrest in our home town.

Through the sale of our allocated oil quota in OPEC, he was able to make ($12.million USD) (TWELVE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS)I want you to assist me to claim this money as i cannot claim it directly because he made the deposit as a fund belonging to his business associate in order not to raise eyebrow since he was a civil servant during that time, and the code of conduct bureau forbids him or his wife to acquire such amount of money. It is on this basis that I am contacting you for assistance, if you will be interested, claim documents will been processed and sent to you. The documents with which the fund is deposited will be amended to reflect you as the beneficiary so that you will be eligible to collect the fund as his business associate.

You shall be entitled to 30% of the total funds while the rest will be given to me on arrival in your country for the up keeping of my only son and for further investment under your kind control there in your country as I can not be able to do any investment here in West Africa due to the origin of the said fund. I will not fail to bring to your notice that this business is risk free and doesn't have any negative implication. You should not entertain any fear as all modalities for the smooth and easy transfer of this fund have been finalized. If you can conveniently assure me of your ability to keep this business very secret and confidential, you can write back to me for further details. I am waiting for your fast mail as soon as you read this mail for more information.

Thanks and best regards to your family.

Yours Faithfully,
Mrs.Victoria Yaron.





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